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Kenton Brower, a Gandalf in marketing, riding a horse on a beach, ideal for creative marketing and personal branding projects

"I can't help it if you're ugly"

Meet Kenton—a badass with a mane that flows like a damn shampoo commercial and a gaze that says, “I’m here to kick ass and eat hay—and I’m all outta hay.” This four-legged force of nature doesn’t just turn heads; he snaps necks with his rugged charm and no-bullshit attitude. He’s got a wild streak a mile wide, a nose for adventure, and a spirit that’s as untamed as a rockstar at a whiskey bar. Kenton’s not just any horse—he’s the goddamn trailblazer of the animal kingdom. As for the guy in the saddle? Who gives a shit.

Rex Jones, photographer, in a lifestyle portrait outdoors, showcasing his professional and creative approach to visual storytelling.

"Don't be a dumb, do be a smart"

Meet Rex, the Gandalf of branding—except instead of “You shall not pass,” it’s “You shall kick ass!” Rex grabs businesses by the balls, tightens the brand, whips the content, and cranks up the marketing. And when he’s not doing that, he’s behind the camera, snapping photos that’ll make your eyes pop. Portraits, products, landscapes—hell, he does it all because why not? Branding badass by day, photography wizard by… also by day. Sleep? Who needs it?

Once upon a time in the untamed wilderness—well, it was more like a dingy couch in a forgotten corner of Utah—two marketing smurfs, Rex and Kenton, were trying to claw their way out of mediocrity (lol, good luck dudes). They were tired of the same old bullshit, churning out bland content for clients who wouldn’t know creativity if it bit them on the ass, which happens occasionally in the wild world of marketing. They needed inspiration, something raw, something wild—something that would scare the shit out of the competition.
That’s when it happened. During a half-baked camping trip in the deep forests of Southern Utah, fueled by cheap whiskey and bad decisions, they stumbled upon the most terrifying sight: a grizzly bear, like a super freaking big one, towering like a giant furry skyscraper, swiping at a signpost. The sign? “Trail 399.”
Now, most people would’ve run faster than a caffeine-fueled toddler that’s outrunning bath time. But not Rex and Kenton. No, these guys stared that bear down like it was just another Tuesday. And as the grizzly wandered off, clearly unimpressed by their bravado, they had a moment of clarity—or maybe it was the whiskey talking.
“This bear…this beast…this freaking force of nature… That’s us,” Kenton slurred, waving the whiskey bottle like a scepter. “We’re not here to blend in. We’re here to rip the goddamn market apart!”
Rex nodded, eyes wide from a sudden realization (definitely not other substances), that the bear—teddy or not—was their spirit animal. A fuzzy creature that wasn’t afraid to get its paws dirty, to charge headfirst into chaos, and to scratch signposts. They weren’t JUST going to start a marketing company. They were going to start a marketing company that would make the industry piss its pants.
And that’s how the company was born. Named after the trail that a pissed-off grizzly once claimed as its own, the company embodies the spirit of wild, untamed creativity. Just like that bear, these guys aren’t here to play nice. They’re here to tear through the market, swipe at the competition, and leave their mark on the world.
So, when you see the name “3 Ninety Nine,” know this: It’s not just a number. It’s a declaration of war on the mundane. It’s a reminder that the wildest ideas are often the best. And it’s a nod to the day two crazy bastards decided to start a company that would be as unstoppable as a grizzly on a mission.
And the bear? Let’s just say, if you ever find yourself on Trail 399, tread lightly. Like, really, really, really, really super freaking lightly.
A grizzly bear clawing at a trail sign marked “399,” capturing the true story behind the inspiration for the Three 99 brand